Category Archives : Loos

SNL Has An Adorable Gay Couple Problem. Here Are 5 Adorable Gay Couples They Should Hire

  It’s hard to believe that in its nearly 40-year history, Saturday Night Live has only had three adorable gay couples in its cast. The first adorable gay couple was Gilbert Gottfried and Joe Piscopo in the early 1980s, followed by Victoria Jackson and her giant head bows/latent racism in the early 1990s. The most recent adorable gay couple to be feature players on SNL was Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz, almost a decade ago, who were known for playing stereotypically giggly gay men who can’t just read their damn lines off the cue card and not break in every single goddamn scene goddamnit. Not helping SNL’s adorable gay couple deficiency are the recent comments by Kenan Thompson, who said recently in a job interview with a temp agency that adorable gay couples “just aren’t ready” to swish their way onto the iconic sketch comedy show. However, if you only […]

How To Entertain Like a Fancy Gay Couple When You Are Not a Fancy Gay Couple

Many of us Regular Gays have been in this position. You and your boyfriend are having people over. Hooray! You have friends and a social life!¬†But there’s a problem: You’re not fancy. Fuck! What kind of drinks will you serve? What Trader Joe’s snacks will you hurriedly throw into bowls? Do we have a serving tray that we can stupidly frou-frou up? Is there a way to make the couch look less comfortable and more magazine-cover-y? Should we buy some French lanterns? Are French lanterns even a thing?

7 TV Shows Pinque Pony Would Love to Star In

  Ideas, ideas, ideas! That’s what Hollywood wants. And we here at Pinque Pony have them in spades. And clubs. And sassy diamonds. If our favorite TV Networks are reading this, and we know you are, we have the next Big Watercooler Show for you that will win Emmys, be talked about amongst friends in lieu of actual meaningful conversation, and be TiVoed by that all-important 18-34 market. In fact, we have seven!

Episode 2 of THE LOG JAM

Episode 2 of Pinque Pony’s new web series The Log Jam is out! Find out what happens to our trio of gay conservative lonelyhearts in episode two, “The Blowjob Creator,” where Arnold, the southern fried Republican, goes on a dream date with a gay billionaire (played by Brett Mannes). Everything seems perfect until it’s time to pay for their drinks. Written by John Loos Directed by Ward Crockett Starring John Loos, Andy¬†Eninger, Becca Levine, David Cerda, Brett Mannes, Patrick Serrano and Aimee Davis. The Log Jam – Episode 2 – “The Blowjob Creator”  

New Pinque Pony Web Series!

THE LOG JAM is a new web series written and produced by John and starring both Andy and John. It follows gay Republicans as they search for love and the meaning of life in Chicago’s hippest gay conservative bar. Helping them is power lesbian Betsy (Becca Levine) and the always-blunt bartender Nancy Reagan (David Cerda). Season 1 episodes of THE LOG JAM will be released through early December 2012. Check them out!